Mind Your Wrinkles In this right proper episode of the Supreme Skin Podcast, Nobleman Tyler and Lord Archibald inform listeners on the strict high-society etiquette of receiving Botox and filler. Step into our vintage 1984 time machine to learn the right well way to ensure your facial expressions never fail the strict adherence to the two-millimeter brow protocol. Discover the appropriate (and entirely satirical) situations for sending floral arrangements laced with mild toxic spores to your enemies. Finally, find out how to order your must-have "BWA Gout Veil" from the Supreme Skin Shop so you can show up to your next high-society event looking mysterious, rather than bruised and ballooned. Paralysis has never looked so dignified.
Welcome back to Supreme Skin. Today, Tyler forces a board-certified physician to experience cosmetic history & travel back in time to 1984. Dr. Zarrini reluctantly dons the title of Lord Archibald for a high-society etiquette lesson you didn't know you needed. When investing in the best botox in LA, one must follow all the proper guidelines to ensure optimal longevity.
We break down the strict rules of high-society needlework when obtaining the best dermal fillers near you, explore why emotional expressions are a working-class trait, and solve the inevitable post-filler bruising crisis. Hint: It involves a silk mourning veil and a fake cousin who succumbed to gout. Plus, we answer a listener's request to achieve "frozen turkey" density to spite an ex-husband.
In this episode, you’ll learn:
The strict two-millimeter rule for elegant brow elevation.
Why panic (and moving your forehead) is strictly for people who fly commercial.
How to request "complete neuromuscular stasis" so your face resembles a freshly waxed mahogany dining table.
Legally sound advice against sending toxic spores to pool parties.
Shop the Drop: Get the hottest new Beverly Hills look! Head over to the Supreme Skin Shop to grab your official "BWA Gout Veil" merch before it sells out! Look vastly more dignified while grieving your temporary bruising.
Listen & Subscribe: Don't forget to rate, review, and book your actual, non-veiled consultations with Dr. Zarrini.
Tyler: Are we rolling? Okay. Welcome back to the Supreme Skin Podcast. I’m Tyler, and sitting across from me, looking deeply concerned about what I’m about to do, is the esteemed Dr. Zarrini.
Dr. Zarrini: Tyler, what is this script you handed me? Why is it printed on yellow parchment paper?
Tyler: Because, Doctor, aesthetics have become too casual. People walk into the clinic in fast fashion sweatpants drinking iced lattes. Where is the decorum? Where is the pageantry of altering one's bone structure? So, today, we are debuting a new segment. I wrote us a 1980s high-society etiquette tape, and you are going to perform it with me. Put on the accent.
Dr. Zarrini: I am a board-certified physician. I'm not doing an accent.
Tyler: Hey Dave, can you hit us with that tape hiss filter? Make us sound like we’re trapped in a VHS tape from 1984.
Tyler: Good afternoon, ladies, gentlemen, and those currently wrapped in surgical gauze. Welcome to mind your wrinkles, the well-bred guide to needlework. I am your guide, Nobleman Tyler, and joining me is my medical steward, Lord Archibald Zarrini. Say hello, Lord Archibald.
Dr. Zarrini: Greetings... peasants.
Tyler: No, no. Don't call them peasants. We need them to buy skincare. Today, we address a most harrowing social faux pas: the involuntary expression of emotion. Lord Archibald, tell the class why frowning is a crime against high society.
Dr. Zarrini: When your husband announces he has invested the family trust into speculative offshore pig farming, a well-bred individual does not gasp. Frowning creates furrowed lines between the brows, termed the glabella, but known in polite society as the mark of the working class. Tyler, I can't say this. I'm going to get canceled.
Tyler: It’s satire, Dr. Z! Just read the science part!
Dr. Zarrini: Fine. Fortunately, science has provided a solution. Botulinum Toxin Type A. To ensure your paralysis is received with grace at afternoon tea, please observe the two-millimeter rule.
Tyler: Precisely. A lady’s forehead should possess the structural mobility of a marble fireplace. Should a houseguest drop a crystal decanter on your Persian rug, you may express mild surprise. However, your eyebrows must not elevate beyond a strictly enforced two-millimeter radius. Anything further implies panic, and panic is for people who fly commercial.
Dr. Zarrini: Okay, clinically speaking, a two-millimeter lift is actually a great benchmark for a natural brow arch. I'll give you that one. But what is this next section? The art of the discreet veil?
Tyler: Read it!
Dr. Zarrini: When augmenting the labial tissue, or pouting, as the vulgar call it, bruising is inevitable. Should your upper lip turn the color of a bruised plum before tonight’s debutante ball, one does not cancel. One simply wears a silk mourning veil and informs the hostess that one’s second cousin has succumbed to gout.
Tyler: It’s vastly more dignified to be perceived as grieving than as bruised by a syringe, don't you think?
Dr. Zarrini: Or they could just ice it and use arnica like I tell them to every single time. But sure, blame gout.
Tyler: Hold that thought, Lord Archibald. We have a call from one of our Supreme Skin listeners. Dave, patch Brenda through.
Brenda: Hey Tyler, hey Dr. Z. Listen, I got a dilemma. I’m going to my ex-husband’s pool party this weekend. I wanna get enough Botox so that when I see him with his 24-year-old paralegal, he can’t tell if I’m crying, laughing, or plotting his murder. Can I just ask you guys to freeze my face until it feels like a frozen turkey?
Tyler: Ah, Brenda. What a fascinatingly primitive predicament. First, sweet child, one never attends a pool party. One simply sends a floral arrangement containing mild toxic spores.
Dr. Zarrini: Brenda, legally, I have to advise against the toxic spores. And regarding the frozen turkey request, Tyler, what did you write for me here?
Tyler: Just read the highlighted part.
Dr. Zarrini: Requesting frozen turkey density from a board-certified practitioner is vulgar. You must request complete neuromuscular stasis. Your face should resemble a freshly waxed mahogany dining table, completely void of intent, reflecting only the disappointed gazes of those around you. You know, I actually had a patient ask for exactly this yesterday. She said, make me look like I don't care about inflation.
Tyler: See?! The etiquette tape works! We are providing a public service!
Dr. Zarrini: Alright, are we done with this tape? Because I have a real patient in room three who actually needs her masseters injected, and if I walk in there calling her a modern specimen, she's going to leave a one-star Yelp review.
Tyler: Fine, fine. Dave, kill the harpsichord track. And we're back in 2026. Guys, if you want your forehead to resemble a mahogany dining table, or, you know, just look naturally refreshed without the gout excuses, come see Dr. Zarrini.
Dr. Zarrini: Please just book a consultation. Don't bring a silk veil.
Tyler: We'll see you next week on Supreme Skin!